Page after page of repetitive Doctor Who GIF spam all over my dashboard. I get it. Doctor Who is starting tonight.

I’ll watch it on iPlayer.

Eventually.

…Jack killed about 200 people, lost his wife, lost a brother, lost a father (maybe?), rescued his daughter from kidnappers five times, died, fake-died, got addicted to heroin, shot a friend, and chopped another friend’s hand off.

Day 8

Jack is happily retired, looking after his granddaughter while Kim is out. Everything is happy and smily, and everyone is getting along wonderfully. Jack is considering moving back to LA to be with his daughter’s family. It’s just all so swell and cheerful.

40 MINUTES LATER

Oh.

• Jack Bauer going it alone: check
• At least one president: check
• Incompetent CTU manager: check
• CTU employee compromised by a person from their past: check

Ladies and gentlemen: welcome to Day 8.