Disco Justice

I wanted to make a new forum avatar consisting of some of my CG spaceships exploding. Sadly, couldn’t quite get it small enough in file size for anyting but Newtek’s forum. Yes, it does need all the explosions.

GlennBurgess: Everything was quiet and awesome-looking at 7pm this morning in the snow. And the Thompson Directory was helpful in clearing it off my car. »

GlennBurgess: Plans to watch space station+shuttle pass overhead aborted by slight miscommunication. Urf. Must sleep now. »

GlennBurgess: @beeeps Yes, but sometimes I hit 'send' anyway. I don't know why. »

GlennBurgess: RT @boultini_says: @GlennBurgess iPhones are acceptable public masturbation for greasy fingered Gadget Show watchers. Nokia 3210 is the ... »

GlennBurgess: Everyone: please put more effort into choosing a phone. You don't all have to have iPhones. Other phones are available. »

GlennBurgess: @boultini_says Surely, if all we used were teaspoons, the one thing we COULD do was stir our tea without having to use our fingers. »

GlennBurgess: Awesome. Love VFX breakdowns, and here's a whole bunch: http://www.awntv.com/categories/vfx-breakdowns?page=1 »

GlennBurgess: Just watched Sherlock Holmes. Not sure if there's a word for the amount of indifference I feel towards it. »

iNews

Apple released another product in January, but it’s not for the general public, it’s specifically tailored for IT News outlets. It’s called iNews, and it allows journalists to automatically generate articles based around Apple products, without any thought required. In the absence of any actual news, iNews can furnish even the laziest journalist with several paragraphs of aimless text.

Let’s look at some of the output from iNews that’s been appearing on major “news” sites.